5 Reasons Why James Marsden Never Gets the Girl
3. Jack Lime in “Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues” (2013)
Well, that’s funny. ‘Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career. Do you realize what it did to me, by making myself call me “Jack Lame”? It was a living hell!
In “Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues,” Jack Lime is a GNN’s top prime-time star news anchor until Will Ferrel’s Ron Burgundy spills onto the scene. Slowly the reigning champ of NYC news is diminished and ultimately overshadowed by the scotch-fueled powerhouse that is Burgundy. Marsden’s Lime is even forced to refer to himself as ‘Lame’ upon losing a bet to the mustachioed Burgundy.
The Dirty: Once in the center of the Lime-Light, Marsden’s Jack Lime, is now just ‘Lame.’ How can you respect such Lame-ness?
The Silver Lining: He dies… I guess that isn’t much of a silver lining… or maybe he was spared further humiliation? At-least it was death by sparkler?
This is so true and Unfair.
I actually did a Google search for “why does James Marsden never get the girl?” It totally sucks because it is so true. I always feel so bad for him because he is always such a good guy in his movies.
Your article does not describe “Why James Marsden Never Gets the Girl” as advertised. It lists five times that it did happen and rehashes those scenarios.
Really, dig deeper. Author and commenters alike.