Casting Call: Live Action Doug Movie
Taylor Schilling as Patricia “Patti” Mayonnaise
Oh Doug! You’re so dance planny!
Patti is a beautiful enigma to the hopelessly romantic Doug Funnie. Despite her setbacks in life, such as losing her mother at the age of 3 and her father being in a wheel chair, the Bluffington native maintains her positively optimistic attitude. Patti is not only and optimist and Doug’s love interest, she is also a top student, an accomplished athlete and a pro at the beet-centric sport Beetball. Her only foil his her H-Anger (that’s when one grows enraged with hunger). Taylor Schilling (“Orange is the New Black”) is also an optimist despite her current on-screen prison situation making her the ideal choice. Throw in her million dollar smile and platinum locks and you have yourself a fine young Patti Mayonnaise. She also gets angry, but only when you try to stab her.
Little Known Fact: Taylor’s castmate from “Orange is the New Black,” Constance Shulman, was THE voice for Patti Mayonnaise in both TV Series and the movie. All the more reason to keep the role in the family… albeit a prison family.
