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Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny Depp dazzle in first ‘Mortdecai’ trailer

Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny Depp dazzle in first ‘Mortdecai’ trailer

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How would you go about retrieving a bank account filled with Nazi gold? Judging by the freshly released first trailer for Lionsgate’s “Mortdecai,” it is with a dash of style and a hearty helping of buffoonery.

The cast of the upcoming action comedy is studded with more stars than a clear night sky. Led by Johnny Depp as the charmingly mustached Charles Mortdecai, the film also carries in tow such big names as Gwyneth Paltrow (“Iron Man”), Ewan McGregor (“Star Wars”), Aubrey Plaza (“Parks and Recreation”), Olivia Munn (“The Newsroom”), Paul Bettany (“The Da Vinci Code”), Jeff Goldblum (“Jurassic Park”) and Oliver platt (“X-Men: First Class”). Did I name drop enough celebrities to suit your film fancy?

The story revolves around the fictional Charles Mortdecai, a morally lax aristocratic art dealer,  who with the aid of his manservant, Jock, scours the globe in a race to uncover a stolen painting that is allegedly linked to a long lost bank account filled with Nazi gold.

This David Koepp directed action comedy is derived from the 1970’s series of comic thriller novels penned by Kyril Bonfiglioli. Given the story-line that has been released, this seems to be an adaptation of Bonfiglioli’s “Don’t Point That Thing At Me,” the first in the series of four novels, published in 1972.

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Kyril Bonfiglioli’s “Don’t Point That Thing At Me” (1972)

This is not the first time Koepp and Depp have worked together either. The duo teamed up in 2004 for the, in my opinion successful, Stephen King inspired “Secret Window.” (Apparently  the name ‘Mort’ brings Koepp and Depp together.)

The chemistry between Director and Actor is evident in this visually pleasing and colorfully vintage trailer. The tone seems light and fun, as the unabashed and dapper Depp pauses to drag a comb through his meticulously maintained mustache. The movie, however, does not come across as a simple slapstick comedy. The few glimpses of the action we see in the trailer coupled with Jock’s (Bettany) stoic demeanor leave me craving a Peter Seller’s led Pink Panther esque action comedy to top the box office.

Depending on the critical and box-office reception for “Mortdecai,” there is a strong likelihood that we will see this become a film franchise with the subsequent novels “After  You With A Pistol,” “Something Nasty In The Woodshed” and “The Great Moustache Mystery” all being equally worthy of adaptation. Given the star power involved and Depp’s innate ability to turn even the most morose of scripts into a cinematic gold-mine, barring perhaps Disney’s “Lone Ranger,” I see the potential for a trilogy as more of a reality than a speculation.

“Mortdecai” is set to hit the big screen on February 6, 2015. Too bad it won’t be ready for a November release. What better way to celebrate Mo’vember than with a Depp led mustached masquerade?

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Since his wee lad-dom, Pooya has been a sommelier of cinema. It was likely some acting bug, fallen from the dust riddled ruby curtains of an enchanted old stage that did it. Those cinematic scarabs must have burrowed deep into his brain, irreversibly altering his mind, turning the poor boy down a dismal path. From his earliest years the strange boy would aimlessly wander the aisles of countless video rental stores, amassing his trivial knowledge with vigor. These actions befuddled the boy’s parents, who still would lovingly oblige his unusual attraction to the motion picture. Often seeking refuge in the cushioned seating of his local movie theater, the odd adolescent would immerse himself in the scripted and effects riddled realities unfolding on the screen before him. During his collegiate years, he was twice spotted on stage performing bizarre theatrical rituals before awe-struck audiences. When he departed from academia, he left behind his youth in exchange for a labor routine, but the strange young man never lost his long-cultivated love of film. Recently, Pooya was approached by to join their budding team of entertainment bloggers. After hours of coaxing and an undisclosed number of honey jars, he accepted their offer. Finally he had come full circle. Finally, at, he was home.

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